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Dried Psilocybe cubensis cultivars — Bluey Vuitton, Shakti, Koh Samui Super, Golden Teacher, Penis Envy and more. Lab-tested, vacuum-sealed, discreet USPS shipping.
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Lab-tested, vacuum-sealed, shipped nationwide via tracked USPS Priority Mail. Zelle, Chime, Apple Pay or Bitcoin. Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 2 p.m. ET.
Buy magic mushrooms online in the USA from Metro Mush — the country's trusted dispensary for lab-tested, vacuum-sealed Psilocybe cubensis. Every batch is HPLC-assayed for psilocybin and psilocin potency, screened for heavy metals and mould, and dispatched the same business day via tracked USPS Priority Mail. Whether you are buying magic mushrooms for your first guided session, restocking a weekend stash, or stepping up to a higher-potency strain like Penis Envy or Albino A+, this collection is your complete catalogue.
The strains we stock in 2026
Metro Mush carries the full cubensis spectrum, from beginner-friendly Golden Teacher and B+ to mid-tier Blue Meanies and Shakti, and apex-potency Penis Envy, Albino A+, Jedi Mind Fuck and the Thai Koh Samui Super Strain. Each strain ships in 3.5 g, 7 g, 14 g and 28 g vacuum-sealed mylar with batch and CoA traceability.
How to dose dried magic mushrooms
Dried magic mushroom dosing is measured by dry weight. The community-consensus dose ladder for cubensis is 0.05–0.25 g (microdose), 0.5–1 g (museum dose), 1.5–2.5 g (classic recreational), 2.5–3.5 g (high recreational, sitter recommended), and 3.5 g+ (heroic, never solo). For Penis Envy or Albino A+, multiply by roughly 0.5 to land at the cubensis-equivalent strength.
Why dried beats edibles for serious users
Dried magic mushrooms remain the gold-standard psilocybin format because they offer total dose control, the lowest per-gram price in the catalogue, the longest shelf life (12+ months vacuum-sealed), and the flexibility to lemon-tek, brew tea, or hand-cap your own microdose protocol. If you want a discreet, share-friendly format instead, check our edibles collection; if you want pre-portioned daily dosing, our microdose capsules ship in 30, 60 and 90-count jars.
Discreet nationwide shipping
Every Metro Mush order is packed the same business day when placed before 2 p.m. ET and handed to USPS for Priority Mail tracked delivery to all 50 US states. Typical door-to-door is 2–4 business days. Packaging is plain, unbranded, vacuum-sealed in odor-barrier mylar with activated-carbon liners. Orders over $250 ship free; Bitcoin orders always ship free regardless of subtotal.
Payment — Zelle, Chime, Apple Pay, Bitcoin
Metro Mush accepts Zelle, Chime or Apple Pay for US bank customers and Bitcoin (BTC) for crypto users. We do not accept credit cards — card networks classify psilocybin as a prohibited substance, and any store claiming to accept Visa or Mastercard for shrooms is either lying about contents or about to lose their merchant account mid-order.
Lab testing and quality control
Every batch is HPLC-tested for psilocybin and psilocin potency, ICP-MS-screened for heavy metals, and microbially assayed before it lists. Certificates of Analysis are available on request — email sales@metromush.us with your batch number for the original PDF CoA.
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Dried Psilocybe cubensis cultivars — Bluey Vuitton, Shakti, Koh Samui Super, Golden Teacher, Penis Envy and more. Lab-tested, vacuum-sealed, discreet USPS shipping.
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Every product in our catalogue is third-party assayed for psilocybin potency and contaminant purity before it lists. Browse dried magic mushrooms, read our dosage and onboarding guides, or jump straight to secure checkout. Need help picking a strength? Email sales@metromush.us.