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Heavyweight Metro Mush tees, hoodies, hats and totes — limited drops in our deep purple and gold colorway.
✓ Lab Tested✓ Free shipping $250+✓ Discreet packaging✓ Same-day dispatch
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Lab-tested, vacuum-sealed, shipped nationwide via tracked USPS Priority Mail. Zelle, Chime, Apple Pay or Bitcoin. Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 2 p.m. ET.
Metro Mush apparel — heavyweight cotton tees, 450 gsm pullover hoodies, embroidered dad hats, ribbed beanies, canvas totes and knit crew socks, all in our deep purple and gold signature colorway. Apparel ships separately from psilocybin orders via standard USPS tracked.
Limited drops, not constant restocks
We produce apparel in small runs of 100–250 units per SKU. Once a size sells out we restock seasonally, not on demand. Sizes run true to US standards S through 3XL.
What pairs with the merch
Customers who order Metro Mush apparel typically pair it with a Moon Bar from our edibles collection or a Shakti eighth from the magic mushrooms collection. Add a sticker pack for laptops and water bottles.
Discreet nationwide shipping
Every Metro Mush order is packed the same business day when placed before 2 p.m. ET and handed to USPS for Priority Mail tracked delivery to all 50 US states. Typical door-to-door is 2–4 business days. Packaging is plain, unbranded, vacuum-sealed in odor-barrier mylar with activated-carbon liners. Orders over $250 ship free; Bitcoin orders always ship free regardless of subtotal.
Payment — Zelle, Chime, Apple Pay, Bitcoin
Metro Mush accepts Zelle, Chime or Apple Pay for US bank customers and Bitcoin (BTC) for crypto users. We do not accept credit cards — card networks classify psilocybin as a prohibited substance, and any store claiming to accept Visa or Mastercard for shrooms is either lying about contents or about to lose their merchant account mid-order.
Lab testing and quality control
Every batch is HPLC-tested for psilocybin and psilocin potency, ICP-MS-screened for heavy metals, and microbially assayed before it lists. Certificates of Analysis are available on request — email sales@metromush.us with your batch number for the original PDF CoA.
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Heavyweight Metro Mush tees, hoodies, hats and totes — limited drops in our deep purple and gold colorway.
Shop Lab-Tested Magic Mushrooms — Shipped Discreetly Across the USA
Every product in our catalogue is third-party assayed for psilocybin potency and contaminant purity before it lists. Browse dried magic mushrooms, read our dosage and onboarding guides, or jump straight to secure checkout. Need help picking a strength? Email sales@metromush.us.